I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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