Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
handjob tips. give me some.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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