He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
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