one two three fourrrrnication!
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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