weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
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