I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
wow bdsm is so cute
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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