And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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