Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Randomize
