He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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