Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You were trust falling into bushes
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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