She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
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