Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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