I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Please don't give away my fajitas
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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