This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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