Me. At least after what I've been through.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
last night I used snow as a chaser
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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