We won't sleep together?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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