im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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