It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
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Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
try to milk me bitch
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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