real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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