I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
there is puke in my bra ... again
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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