Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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