dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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