i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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