I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize