Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
