There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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