quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
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