Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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