I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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