i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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