I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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