I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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