i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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