I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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