Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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