About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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