I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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