this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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