Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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