whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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