My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
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man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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