I think I am morally bankrupt
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
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It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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