...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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