Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
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would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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