i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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