Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
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Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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