suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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