So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
