i barfeds in our rink
even my farts smell like vagina
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
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