i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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