Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
im holly from the hills drunk
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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