its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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