I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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