Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest