check it out our google latitudes are spooning
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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