THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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