Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just blew my weed a kiss
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
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