I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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